PROMO: Kevin Owens is in the ring, sitting down in a chair. He says he's going to beat Goldberg at Fastlane by outlasting him because the longer a Goldberg match goes, the more it favors the opponent, and when he retains the title, he'll prove that superheroes don't exist. As far as addressing Chris Jericho, he simply drops the mic and walks away.
#1 CONTENDER'S MATCH: Enzo Amore and Big Cass defeated Cesaro and Sheamus to earn a title shot for the Raw Tag Team Championship against Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows at Fastlane
BACKSTAGE: Kevin Owens says he's leaving and Mick Foley stops him to say he has a match against Sami Zayn and can't leave. Owens threatens that there will be more injured people in the locker room.
VIDEO PACKAGE: Hey guys, do you remember how Braun Strowman is strong? If not, watch this footage.
VIDEO PACKAGE: Hey guys, do you remember how Bayley once wrote an essay when she was a kid about how she wanted to be a wrestler? Let's see that footage again.
BACKSTAGE: Mick Foley tells Roman Reigns he has to wait to fight Braun Strowman until Fastlane. Anderson and Gallows approach to ask for a match against Reigns and a partner. Reigns says he doesn't need one.
MATCH: Brian Kendrick vs. Akira Tozawa is currently going on...kind of. Actually, it never officially gets started as Kendrick attacks Tozawa during the pre-match handshake.
INTERVIEW: Kendrick talks to Charly Caruso and says what he did was the first lesson in respect Tozawa needs to learn.
2-on-1 HANDICAP MATCH: Roman Reigns is disqualified when using a chair against Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows
[EDITOR'S NOTE: This episode is frustratingly boring with just video packages, backstage segments and other filler fluff that doesn't amount to jack shit. I don't blame any of you if you tune out and only check the results of what happened after this is entirely finished. Hell, I'm struggling to watch it and I'm responsible for telling you what's going on.]
MATCH: Lana cuts a longer introduction than normal (theme of this episode) to bring out "Handsome Rusev" and Jinder Mahal. The New Day come out. Big E nearly kills a man in the audience by drowning him in Booty-O's. They say they converted the ice cream machine plans digitally. Lana claims to have them. "How did she get the plans?" "You know she's Russian..." The New Day win the match and Xavier Woods destroys Lana's iPad so she can't have the plans anymore.
VIDEO PACKAGE: A tribute to the recently passed George "The Animal" Steele runs.
CONTRACT SIGNING: Austin Aries officiates the signing between Jack Gallagher and Neville for the Cruiserweight Championship match at Fastlane. If you guessed that they talked for a few minutes and then momentarily fought each other, you're right.
MATCH: Nia Jax defeated Sarah Pierce. After the squash match, Charly asks Nia Jax for her thoughts on Bayley. Nia says she deserves a shot and blah blah blah. Nia is just as bad of a promo as she's always been.
VIDEO PACKAGE: Black History Month video about Barack Obama.
PROMO: Bayley talks about winning the Raw Women's Championship. Stephanie McMahon comes out to propose the idea that Bayley is going against her morals by keeping the title since Sasha Banks helped her win it and it's a tainted win. She ponders it. Sasha comes out to tell her not to give up the title. Bayley opts to keep the title. Charlotte comes out to bitch and now we're getting a match.
MATCH: Sasha Banks defeated Charlotte Flair
VIDEO PACKAGE: Diamond Dallas Page will be inducted in the 2017 class of the WWE Hall of Fame.
INTERVIEW: Charly talks to Sami Zayn. He says it brings him no joy that he was right about how Kevin Owens would stab Chris Jericho in the back. He knows Owens well and Samoa Joe is doing the exact same things Owens does.
MATCH: Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn is currently going on...but before Zayn can get to the ring, Samoa Joe attacks him. Joe wrecks him and wins the squash.
TRIBUTE GRAPHIC: An in-memoriam graphic shows up to honor Ivan Koloff.
BACKSTAGE: Stephanie lashes out to Foley. He refuses to be belittled and spoken to like an idiot. Stephanie tells him to be careful and to watch the cord on the floor as she wouldn't want him to have an accident.
INTERVIEW: Michael Cole talks to Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar. He says he's not going to wrestle Goldberg and he'll instead be showing on on Raw every night. Of course I'm kidding about this. What do you think they said? It's always the same stuff. You're not missing anything at all.
MATCH: Braun Strowman defeated Big Show and immediately afterward, Roman Reigns comes out to attack him so he can end the show being the top babyface being booed out of the building. Strowman actually turns the tables and ends up standing tall. Good.
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