|WWE WrestleMania XXXIII Results|
Our pre-show panel consists of Renee Young, Booker T, Jerry "The King" Lawler and Mr. WrestleMania himself, Shawn Michaels! Lita makes an appearance, too.
Cruiserweight Championship Match: Neville (c) vs. Austin Aries
RESULTS: Neville retains the title via pinfall.
THOUGHTS: Solid match with an ending I didn't think would happen.
4th Annual Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
RESULT: Mojo Rawley wins by last eliminating Jinder Mahal
THOUGHTS: Who the hell would have thought Big Show and Braun Strowman would be eliminated so fast and this would come down to Killian Dain, Jinder Mahal and Mojo Rawley of all people?
Intercontinental Championship Match: Dean Ambrose (c) vs. Baron Corbin
RESULT: Dean Ambrose retains via pinfall.
THOUGHTS: I kind of figured that would happen, given the situation with the pre-show.
Tinashe sings America the Beautiful.
How long is this intro graphic going to last?
Our hosts, The New Day, are kicking off the show! They cut a pretty generic promo.
AJ Styles vs. Shane McMahon
RESULT: AJ Styles via pinfall.
THOUGHTS: This was actually a really fun match. Nice!
United States Championship Match: Chris Jericho (c) vs. Kevin Owens
RESULT: Kevin Owens wins the title via pinfall.
THOUGHTS: Another great match, as expected.
Raw Women's Championship Fatal 4-Way Elimination Match: Bayley (c) vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax
Nia Jax is eliminated after the three other women gang up on her.
Sasha Banks is eliminated by Charlotte.
RESULT: Bayley via pinfall.
THOUGHTS: So happy Bayley didn't drop the title to Charlotte.
There is a recap of the Hall of Fame class of 2017.
Raw Tag Team Championship Fatal 4-Way Ladder Match: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson (c) vs. Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs. Sheamus & Cesaro...AND THE HARDY BOYZ!
RESULT: The Hardy Boyz win the titles!!!!
THOUGHTS: So fucking fun!
John Cena and Nikki Bella vs. The Miz and Maryse
RESULT: John Cena and Nikki Bella win via pinfall.
THOUGHTS: Without Maryse looking hot and The Miz playing up to the crowd, this whole segment was pretty bad.
Following the match, Cena proposes. Surprise, surprise, Nikki says yes.
Non-Sanctioned Match: Triple H vs. Seth Rollins
RESULT: Seth Rollins via pinfall.
THOUGHTS: Very surprised no Samoa Joe and Finn Balor here, along with Stephanie taking the table bump and the match being as good as it was. Pretty awesome, overall.
It's time for the musical performance, so take your bathroom breaks.
WWE Championship Match: Bray Wyatt (c) vs. Randy Orton
RESULT: Randy Orton via pinfall.
THOUGHTS: New champion is crowned and the crowd doesn't seem to really give a shit.
Universal Championship Match: Goldberg (c) vs. Brock Lesnar
RESULT: After 4:46, Brock Lesnar wins the title.
THOUGHTS: This was better than I expected,
SmackDown Women's Championship Six Pack Challenge Match: Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Naomi vs. Becky Lynch vs. Mickie James vs. Carmella vs. Natalya
RESULT: Naomi wins via submission.
THOUGHTS: No surprises popping up here, but it's good to see the title back on Naomi.
The New Day come out looking snazzy in their blue suits to announce that there is a record breaking crowd of 75,245 in the audience.
The Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns
RESULT: Roman Reigns wins via pinfall.
THOUGHTS: Disappointed in their choice of winner...
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