Here are your submissions for this month:
Question: "If you had a chance to invent your own Saw trap, what would it be?"
Answer: It would be terrible, as I don't think I have the imagination to come up with something super interesting. I'd end up with something really lame in comparison to what the movies have done and I probably would be too nice and leave an option for people to not get hurt if they were smart enough. I'm much more of a Riddler than a Jigsaw. Not many puns in torture traps.
Question: "If you could kill any one person in the world and get away with it, who would you kill? If you say you wouldn't kill anyone, you're probably a better person than most."
Answer: I'm sure I wouldn't go through with actually killing someone (yaaay, good person!), but if I had to pick someone that could be wiped out of existence without me pulling the trigger, I'd probably nominate someone from Comcast who is responsible for their horrible company.
Question: "I was thinking about Zombieland and how Tallahassee is obsessed with Twinkies. During a zombie apocalypse, what food would you be craving to eat?"
Answer: If we're going with snack foods, probably a Reese's peanut butter cup.
Question: "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"
Answer: Can I have some soft serve instead?
Question: "What is your favorite / least favorite moment of school you have ever experienced? Either funny, weird, or embarrassing."
Answer: I had waaaaaaay too many fun moments in school. I will divulge some of them quickly during this week's Smack Talk and go more in-depth in the future on the All Talk Show, but in general, I used to do a lot of stupid shit that was never "bad" and never got me in trouble, but pushed the envelope as much as I could. Fun times. Never really anything embarrassing, for the most part. At least everyone's stumbled trying to run up the steps or something, but that's no big deal.