Smark Out Moment

Once again, the WWE is going to have a 3-hour Raw wherein the Slammy Awards will be the focus. I've always been a fan of the Slammys, despite how they really have no worth when you think about it. It's just a fun concept that can sometimes give someone a little bit of an extra push and add some credibility to them. Sadly, there's no Owen Hart to simply steal the awards, which was classic.

Unfortunately, after the horrible piece of shit ppv TLC, I have absolutely no faith that the WWE will make this entertaining or worth anything.

Tag Team of the Year
Nominees: DX, JeriShow, Legacy, and the Hart Dynasty
Prediction: DX
--JeriShow comes out and challenges them to a rematch and says that it's a travesty that they were overlooked.

Oh My! Moment of the Year
Nominees: HBK Superkicks a little girl, Chris Masters' dancing pecs, Michael Cole throws up on Jericho, Santino Marella pies Vickie Guerrero
Prediction: Santino
--They can't call it the OMG moment, they have to go with the prissy "oh my"? These nominees are terrible.

RAW Host of the Year
Nominees: Bob Barker, Shaquille O'Neal, Seth Green, Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne
Prediction: Shaquille O'Neal
--I don't know.

Shocker of the Year
Nominees: Batista turns on Rey Mysterio at Bragging Rights, Randy Orton DDT's and kisses Stephanie McMahon in front of Triple H, CM Punk defeats Jeff Hardy causing him to leave WWE, Sheamus slams Mark Cuban through a table
Prediction: Orton or Punk
--Whichever one doesn't win is the person that wins Superstar of the Year. Though they seem to be jerking themselves off to Sheamus so much lately I wouldn't be surprised if they chose that. I'd say Punk has the advantage here.

Breakout Star of the Year
Nominees: Drew McIntyre, Sheamus, Abraham Washington, Yoshi Tatsu
Prediction: Oh yeah, like this one is hard to predict.
--I repeat: fucking ridiculous with all this McIntyre and Sheamus bullshit.

Extreme Moment of the Year
Nominees: Kofi Kingston Boom Drops Randy Orton through a table on RAW, Big Show throws John Cena into a search light at Backlash, Jeff Hardy dives off a 20 foot ladder on CM Punk at SummerSlam, Triple H fights Randy Orton at his home and throws him through a window 
Prediction: Big Show Searchlight
--And here's the part where Cena comes out and says he's been through a lot and will get his WWE title back. Blah blah blah.

Diva of the Year
Nominees: All of the Divas
Prediction: Mickie James
--The fact that the fans are choosing this means that Mickie will win, which is good, as she deserves it.


Match of the Year
Nominees: Shawn Michaels vs. Undertaker at WrestleMania 25, John Cena vs. Randy Orton I Quit Match at Breaking Point, Jeff Hardy vs. Edge Ladder Match at Extreme Rules, Team RAW vs. Team SmackDown at Bragging Rights 
Prediction: HBK vs Taker
--If it isn't, then something's really wrong here - outside of all the Sheamus and McIntyre bullshit, of course.

Superstar of the Year
Nominees: John Cena, CM Punk, Randy Orton, The Undertaker 
Prediction: Orton or Punk
--Whichever one doesn't win the Shocker of the Year is going to win this. Orton has the advantage on this though.